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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sing the solution to me

    Real Lyric: Sing this corrosion to me

    The story:

    I first heard this song in a goth/metal club that I visited in the early 90s with a girl that I rather liked. After leaving the club I mentioned that I had heard this really cool song, but that it was a pity that it was Christian rock. I then sang her the lyric I'd heard. Cue correction and laughter.

    In my defense, the song starts with a choir, and I'd heard the part about the "Hand on High; Hand of God" without really being able to follow the context...

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