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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sinatra and me

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Don't tread on me

    The story:

    My friend Jon and I were racing through the night on Route 93, returning from a hike in New Hampshire. As we headbanged our way down the highway listening to the Metallica self- titled CD, between songs we delivered on earlier threats that we had made to each other, vis--I had threatened to sing the Love Boat theme continuously, while Jon had threatened to subject me to a medley of Erasure songs. It was in this atmosphere of mutual abuse that Jon reminded me, while the song was playing, how I had thought Metallica was singing "Sinatra and me" rather than "Don't tread on me." I was not embarrassed however and swung into a rousing chorus of "Sinatra and me" as Metallica played on into the New Hampshire night.

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