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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Showin' Hot Monkey how strong is your fight.

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: Showin' how funky and strong is your fight

    The story:

    Just today at 33 years old, listening to 80's pop
    radio station on Pandora and Beat it came on, and I
    am singing to myself in my head and realized that as
    a child I would sing this out loud! I haven't heard
    the song in ages, but I just started cracking myself
    up realizing I was always singing this back in the

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