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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Show me how you do it
    And I promise you, I promise that
    I wanna lay with you

    Artist: The Cure
    Real Lyric: Show me how you do itAnd I promise you, I promise thatI'll run away with you



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    Someone I know, when she was a teenager, was listening to the song in a car with her father and her father, always looking out for vile lyrics, thought he heard this!

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