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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shouldn't I pull off my head?

    Artist: Coldplay
    Song: Clocks
    Real Lyric: Shoot an apple off my head.

    The story:

    I watched the music video for the song, and when Chris Martin sings that particular lyric, he swept his hand over his head to indicate an arrow swishing over it....instead of making a motion like he was going to pull his head off.

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    Oh god...I actually thought that was the lyric until now. Oh help...

    Wonderlicious Nov 04, 2008 2:09 pm