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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Should I shave or should I grow now?
    Should I shave or should I grow now?
    If I shave there will be stubble
    If I grow there will be double.

    Artist: Clash
    Real Lyric: Should I stay or should I go now? Should I stay or should I go now? If I go there will be troubleAní if I stay it will be double

    The story:

    It wasn't me, it's my mom who can't get anything right. She referred to the moving "riding in cars with boys" as "riding on bikes with guys" just for one other example.

    She didn't figure it out, we told her.

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