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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Should I give up or should I just keep chasing payments?

    Artist: Adele
    Real Lyric: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?

    The story:

    Adele used to be a big girl but she wouldn't have been able to intimidate me into paying a large, outstanding debt, even if she had a pop at me. Perhaps she would make a good Finance Department clerical assistant chasing outstanding payments or invoices. Having said this, she's got a truly great voice and she will probably never have to get a proper job. "What are the hours?"

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