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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shoplifting corner store,
    Shot a guy,
    Shot a guy once more.

    Song: Rolling
    Real Lyric: Shoplifting corner store,I should have got,Should have got some more.

    The story:

    While at a live show, Kevin Griffin explained that this song was inspired by actual events. Each time I sang this song after that, I was horrified to think they had shot at someone! Finally, so distraught, I rushed to the webpage to confirm the lyrics and was hugely embarrased to think that they might actually have tried to shoot someone!

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