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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got what it takes to make things neat
    The eyes of a lover that hit black meat

    Artist: Roxette
    Song: Dangerous
    Real Lyric: She's got what it takes to make ends meetThe eyes of a lover that hit like heat

    The story:

    Little did I know at the time (I was a young kid) but the misheard lyric actually would make a good synopsis for a porno that you order on cable.

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    BLACK MEAT??? LOL....

    JPQuiamco20 Oct 11, 2012 2:20 am