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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got twenty-four eyes and a whisky mouth

    Artist: The Cars
    Song: Let's Go
    Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth

    The story:

    I never really thought about the lyrics, as far as making sense. I just sang "twenty-four eyes" and "whisky mouth" without thinking. Then one day it occured to me that these lyrics don't really make sense, so I thought it was maybe some kind of metaphor, or maybe it was "24 aye's", as in 24 votes of yes. lol I looked it up and was reminded once again that I am half deaf and an idiot.

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