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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got a top gun, busy on a tough s*it..
    She's got a hot gun, busy that will blow you apart..

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She's got a real invisible touch, yeahshe's got a love, slowly that will tear you apart

    The story:

    When I was little and learning the English language after
    moving from South America I heard this song one day and
    liked the tune, but couldn't figure out why there was a swear
    in the song and they were allowed to say it. I honestly
    believed until years later that "tough s**t" was the actual lyrics
    and that Phil Collins could somehow get away with blunt
    vulgarity in his music on the radio!

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