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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got a tissue that I wish you saw.
    Sky Captain, mister know-it-all.

    Song: Scar Tissue
    Real Lyric: Scar tissue that I wish you saw.Sarcastic mister know-it-all.

    The story:

    After about a year, I figured out that the song was called "Scar Tissue" and that that must be what they were saying instead of "She's got a tissue." I was just about to submit that line, when I realized that "Sky Captain" is probably wrong too, so I just now looked it up and found the real lyrics.

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