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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got a competition clutch with four on the floor,
    And she purrs like a kitten till the egg buys more,
    And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid,
    There's one more thing, I've got a big slick, Daddy.

    And comin' off the li

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Real Lyric: She's got a competition clutch with four on the floor, And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar,And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid,There's one more thing, I've got the pink slip, Daddy.And comin' off the line when the light turns green,She blows 'em outa the water like you've never seen,I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer,When I get rubber in all four gears.She's my little Deuce Coupe You don't know what I've got, She's my little Deuce Coupe You don't know what I've got, She's my little Deuce Coupe You don't know what I've got.



    The story:

    Gradually, over a number of years. I botched this song so thoroughly that I don't think I ever same the same botched version twice.

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