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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care / my baby donkey

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care / my baby don't care

    The story:

    I was at a spanish supermarket buying some Jupina when this song came on over the loudspeakers. I started singing and wailing about my sweet sweet baby donkey, and when the song was over I noticed everyone was standing around staring at me with disturbed looks across their faces. This uncomfortable silence lasted for quite a while until I suddenly ran out of there and forgot to purchase my Jupina.
    Oh wait, that was the embarrassing moment I found out I could not sing. I was not aware I was wrong about the lyrics until just now.

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