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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's built like a nickle-machine

    Artist: Commodores
    Song: Brick House
    Real Lyric: She's built like an Amazon



    The story:

    I was singing the song with my co-workers, Dave and Steve, and I guess I sang "nickle-machine" a bit too loud because I heard them both say, "huh?". Since I was younger I thought that's what the song said, and so I never paid much attention to the words after. Now it is a office joke...whenever something is misunderstood or ambiguous it is "nickle-machine". An example sentence would be, "I don't remember what my boss said...something about nickle-machine."

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