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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's a muscular boy,
    A complete impossibility.

    Real Lyric: She's a must to avoid,A complete impossibility.

    The story:

    As a gauche teenager, I got up and sang this at my sister's wedding after having managed to steal and consume a pint of beer from my Dad when he was too drunk to notice. Unfortunately, a good few of my cousins as well as my sister caught onto my lyric. The error of my ways was pointed out to me later. I spent a weird five minutes trying to convince everyone that my lyric made sense (which it kind of does...first pop song about a transsexual).

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