She's a killer queen,
I think she's vaseline
Done nine, I hope she cleaned her beams

The story:

I was playing my brother's guitar game thing on his PS2 and my dad came in the room and sang it like this. I don't know whether he meant it as a joke, or he's seriously going deaf, but my friends, brother and I just wouldn't stop laughing at him.
Or maybe we had the T.V. on so loud, you could barely hear the lyrics...
Either way my dad's the hugest idiot I know.