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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "She's a bandita/band leader"

    Artist: Hall & Oates
    Song: Maneater
    Real Lyric: "She's a maneater"

    The story:

    At first I thought he was singing, "She's a bandita" but when I couldn't find bandita in the dictionary I convinced myself that the lyrics and title was band leader. I went over to a friend's house one day and his sister was watching the video to that song on MTV and I started singing along to it substituting maneater with band leader until she started laughing at me. I thought she was just laughing at my singing until the song info popped up on the screen and I realized I was singing the wrong lyrics. That was devastating for me because I had a massive crush on this girl and I had just made myself look like a total jackass in front of her. Needless to say I made a hasty, sulking exit.

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