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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She'll take a day to decide

    Artist: Kim Carnes
    Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes



    The story:

    The DJ put on an 80s mix on his way out the door of the bar where I work on some quiet Sunday night. I was bouncin' along to a guilty pleasure of mine, "She'll take a day to decide," when the video drew to a close and I looked up and saw that the real title was "Bette Davis eyes". Who is Bette Davis?? Why does somebody have her eyes? The decision was reached quickly then?

    A month later the DJ played it again, and I went back to the booth to confess. He laughed his **s off. And conceded that it actually made a pretty good refrain. Taking a whole day to decide is an intriguing setup (what is she deciding?), and a situation I find myself in pretty regularly. But alas, this 80s pop is no longer available to validate and subtly mock my indecision. :-(

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