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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Sheets of empty canvas / untouched sheets of clay / HER LEGS SPREAD OUT BEFORE ME / as her body once did"

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Black
    Real Lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas / untouched sheets of clay / were laid spread out before me / as her body once did"

    The story:

    It wasn't me that midheard them this way; it was the singer for Staind...when he not only sang them this way in concert, but RELEASED that horrid cover on an album and had it played on radio stations all around the world!

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    I've been a PJ fan since Ten came out, when I was in high school. For years I thought those were the words. In my defense, when you're guy, especially a teenage guy...that's kind of where your mind is all the time...

    Keyser_Sushi Jun 10, 2011 4:17 am