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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sheets of empty canvas over sheets of red her legs spread out before me, while her body lays dead.

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Black
    Real Lyric: Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clayWere laid spread out before me as her body once did.

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    I was a young girl, Eddie veder's eyes scared the s**t out of me! I thought the song was about a serial killer. He was singing about twisted thoughts in his head and Eddie Veder looked like a serial killer in the early 90's!!

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    I heard (and sang) "Sheets of empty canvas under sheets of clay... her legs spread out before me, as my body moves in." In my head, I thought this was him reminiscing after a breakup about having had sex in an artist's studio loft of some kind.

    ChgoSue Sep 25, 2015 3:08 pm