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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    sheets of empty canvas over sheets of red, her legs spread out before me as her body lay dead,
    I had misheard the first two lines and thought he killed her.
    Then I thought he said:

    And now my bitter hands lay beneath the glass of what was everyt

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Black
    Real Lyric: sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay,were laid spread out before me as her body once did. ...And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds of what was everything....I'm surrounded by some kids at play

    The story:

    Well I decided to look up the song because we were all talking about misheard lyric songs and laughing and then someone mentioned another pearl jam song and I said-you know some of that grunge stuff was really sick especially Eddy Vedder I mean that song where he kills his girlfriend and tries to justify it and get our sympathy is really sick! I went off on a diatribe of how misogynistic he was and everyone was dying laughing when I said:
    "The lyrics, her legs spread out before me while her body lay dead are so twisted. I dont think thats funny at all." Then they told me what the words were. And I said yeah but why was the canvas red and what about the glass and the tape=all the things serial killers use-he's creepy. He needs help."
    So I looked up the song cuz I still didn't velieve them he was a creepy dude. Remember that Temple of the Dog Video- I'm goin hungry? He looked possessed like Rasputin. Nuff said.

    The understandable thing is that he had just put out that bloody video Jeremy where a kid kills his classmates so it wasn't a stretch on my part to think he was a serial killer in his next song. Ha!

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