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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She'd issued in some glasses
    Then it got way to see
    She cut her hair like me
    She bought her air guitar
    Kept driving round in my car
    I've just seen her and she
    She slams me against a wall
    She crashed into a bus
    Kissing some supermodel
    She sanitise

    Artist: Busted
    Real Lyric: Same t-shirt and sunglassesThen it got weirder, seeShe cut her hair like meShe bought a red guitarKept driving round in my carI'm kissing her and sheShe slams me against the wallShe crashed into a busChasing some supermodelShe's analysed my smile She's memorised my phone bookShe always wears my clothesHer favourite words are WOOHOOShe's so obsessed with me That she stands up to peeShe wants sex all the timeAnd still find time to **** offI'm not jokingShe won't stop provoking me"Look pretty and take a bath I love his silly band Can I get his autograph?"

    The story:

    For some time now I've known that something was seriously wrong. Now at last I find out what that something is...

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