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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She was looking like a bum
    with the finger 'round her thumb
    and the shape of the elf on her forehead.

    Artist: Smash Mouth
    Song: All Star
    Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbin the shape of an L on her forehead.

    The story:

    EVERYONE on the school bus knew this song. All the cool kids were singing it one day, and, wanting to be cool, I joined in. They all just stared at me like I was the saddest most pathetic little person on the planet. Up to this day I still don't sing the song if I can help it.

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