She was looking like a bum
with the finger 'round her thumb
and the shape of the elf on her forehead.

The story:

EVERYONE on the school bus knew this song. All the cool kids were singing it one day, and, wanting to be cool, I joined in. They all just stared at me like I was the saddest most pathetic little person on the planet. Up to this day I still don't sing the song if I can help it.