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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She was lookin' kinda dumb
    With her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an elf on her forehead

    Artist: Smash Mouth
    Song: All Star
    Real Lyric: She was lookin' kinda dumbWith her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her forehead

    The story:

    For my entire childhood, I had been singing about the elf on her
    forehead and wondering how in the world a person would
    accurately and recognizably form an elf using just their finger and
    their thumb, when one day I was singing along and my mom started
    laughing at me, and goes "you know it's L, not elf, right?"

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