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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She was lookin' kinda dumb with her
    finger and her thumb in the shape of
    an "elf" on her forehead.

    Artist: Smash Mouth
    Song: All Star
    Real Lyric: She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.



    The story:

    Actually, my daughter, Shannon, is
    the one who had the words wrong.
    She was 14 when I heard her sing
    them, and I busted out laughing! I'm
    the old fogie but at least I knew the
    words! To this day, we still try to get
    our fingers and thumbs into the
    shape of an elf!

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