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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    she was a vast machine she cut me more than clean she was the best damn woman that i ever seen she had them saintless eyes telling me no lies knocking me out with those american thighs taking more than was fair had me fighting for air she told me to cum b

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: She was a fast machine she kept her motor cleanShe was the best damn woman that I ever seenShe had the sightless eyes telling me no liesKnocking me out with those American thighsTaking more than her shareHad me fighting for airShe told me to come but I was already there

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    well i was singing them really loud at this party and people stared

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