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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She was a long tall woman in a fat dress

    Artist: The Hollies
    Real Lyric: She was a long cool woman in a black dress

    The story:

    I love this song, but could never tell what they were saying. I also had heard the earlier line about sitting in a nest with Batman, so I knew something had to be wrong here. When I tried looking up the real lyrics, do you know how hard it can be when you can't pick anything clear out of the song? I even cranked it up and listened hard last time it was on the radio to make anything out. Funny, if they had announced the name of the song on the radio, it would have answered my immediate question. Still wouldn't have helped much with Batman...

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