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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She vomit to the east
    She vomit to the west
    But she's the gal that I love best

    Artist: Little Richard
    Song: Tutti-Frutti
    Real Lyric: She's boppin' to the eastShe's boppin' to the westBut she's the gal that I love best
    The story:

    Initial reaction (about age 7) was "gee, what a nice guy - she's vomiting all over the place and he still loves her!" As I got older I just knew it couldn't be right, but never had the nerve to ask anyone. One night when I was a bit drunk, and in my mid-twenties, I rather shamefacedly asked a friend what the real lyrics were. I then told her what I had misheard, and she's never let me forget it!

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