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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "She took me right on the shelf
    I was fighting for air
    She told me to cum, but I was only twelve"

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: "Taking more than her shareHad me fighting for airShe told me to come but I was already there"

    The story:

    I was playing my guitar while my friend goofed around on his bass and i started playing dirty deeds. He said he liked that song but shook me all night long was better. I pointed out how sure I was that it was about having sex at the age of twelve. He laughed and I explained the lyric. He said the real one and we laughed for a while.

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