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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She seems to have that ivisible top s**t

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!



    The story:

    I was 8 years old and singing along with the radio in the backseat of the station wagon. I wasn't singing loud but my twin sister was and she had the lyrics right and I started laughing really hard but felt stupid so I wouldn't tell anybody why I was laughing so my parents thought I was on drugs and put me in treatment where I got hooked on Lithium after being mis-diagnosed whit bi-polar disorder. Turns out the doctor had the wrong file but was too embarrased to admit his mistake so left me on lithium for a few months and convinced my parents that I was bi-polar. They finally got a second opinion and we sued the first doctor for about 3 million which was put into a trust for me which I just finally got access to. Now I have cancer though and all the money is going to pay for the cancer treatment. I never had insurance because I've never had a job because I knew I had 3 million coming. Sucky story huh?

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