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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She seems to have an invisible tractor.

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!

    The story:

    Whenever I hear this song I form a mental image of Phil Collins organising a field plowing contest on his country estate. Collins is convinced that he will win, however a mysterious woman from the village snatches victory from him, ploughing her section of the field with remarkable prowess and speed.

    As Collins silently fumes with rage his manservant remarks: "She seems to have an invisible tractor, Sir."

    This proves to be too much for Collins who throws his flat cap onto the ground and storms back inside the huge mansion that he purchased with royalites from the sale of 'No Jacket Required' and assorted Genesis albums.

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