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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
    She reaches in and grabs right, holy airport!

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeahShe reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart

    The story:

    What is a "holy airport" and why was Phil Collins
    saying it with such exclamation. After years of
    believing the lyrics, I had to Google them one day
    and the song finally made sense. I still hear
    "holy airport" though.

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    Holy airports! LMAO

    silversorrow525 Jun 28, 2016 5:55 pm