She seems to have a physical attachment

The story:

I'd sung this version loud and long for years when I finally went "public" with a group of friends late one night singing in the back of a car. Everyone stopped singing, looked at me and laughed. I thought they were mad and that my version made a lot more sense. Indeed I still have a very clear picture of this woman with a handlebar sticking out of her side. That's feasible isn't it?