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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She says she can't go home without a shot of rum

    Artist: Elvis Costello
    Real Lyric: She says she can't go home without a chaperone



    The story:

    I heard a live version, and then double-checked on-line. I'd say I was disappointed rather than embarrassed, though--the lyric always seemed like such a great description of a person with such a crappy homelife she has to slam one back before going through the front door.

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