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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She said that you gave it to her
    That night that you planned to go clear
    Sincerely, el corn

    Artist: Leonard Cohen
    Real Lyric: She said that you gave it to herThat night that you planned to go clearSincerely, L. Cohen

    The story:

    This is beyond embarrassing. I have been a huge LC fan since 1969. I have played and sung many of his songs, own all or almost all his CDs, and now have seen him in concert four times. However, it was not until October of 2009, when looking up the lyrics of "Famous Blue Raincoat" to quote another part, that I realized my mistake. I must admit that "sincerely el corn" never made sense to me, but I always wrote it off as another of those Leonard Cohen mysteries. "Sincerely, L. Cohen" makes perfect sense of course.

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