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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

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    She put de line in de coconut, she drank 'da poo' up

    Artist: Harry Nilsson
    Song: Coconut
    Real Lyric: She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up

    The story:

    My son was about 8 or 9 and I would hear him singing it this way, he evaded every attempted of my trying to correct him. I'm not sure how old he was when he realized his lyrics were not correct.

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    Submitted by

    pixiegbss

    Submitted on

    3/30/2012 12:35 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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