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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She opened up the door and didn't wanna come near me
    I said baby don't hit me

    Artist: Usher
    Song: Confessions Part II
    Real Lyric: She opened up the door and didn't wanna come near meI said one second baby please hear me
    The story:

    I had been pretty sure I was wrong, but it's hard to understand him on the part. Plus, I figured,if it was me, I'd beat the crap out of him. I finally looked it up today (10/18/04).

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/18/2004 5:58 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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