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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    she lies and says she's in love with him
    damned by the mailman!

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Better Man
    Real Lyric: she lies and says she's in love with himcan't find a better man

    The story:

    it was my little brother, actually, when we were in highschool: the live version was on the radio as we were driving to school, and my brother says, "i don't get this song at all."

    and i said, "what don't you get?"

    he said, "where does the mailman come in?"

    and i was confused. "um, what mailman?"

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    Yeah, first class, straight to hell. LOL. I think it may be better than the original. Why not!

    JMonkey Jun 03, 2009 8:10 am