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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She knows just what it takes to make a probe-lush...She's got fourty days besides.

    Artist: Kim Carnes
    Real Lyric: She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush...She's got Bette Davis eyes.



    The story:

    I was a teen in the car with my mom. I asked her what a probe-lush was. Then I asked her why a pro would blush, and pro-what? Baseball? She said, "Yeah, something like that," then proceeded to tell me about the birds and the bees. I think I need therapy every time I think about that....a divorced angry mother telling her son about sex.

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