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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She keeps 'em always shined up in her pretty cabinet
    "just there in case.." she says just like Marie

    Artist: Queen
    Song: Killer Queen
    Real Lyric: She keeps Moet & Chandon in her pretty cabinet"Let them eat cake" she says just like Marie Antoinette

    The story:

    I always assumed that 'em referred to some sort of
    shiny, edged, or pointed weapon that --unlike a keg
    of gunpowder, or a ruddy block of gelignite--
    *should* be properly displayed in a pretty cabinet.

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