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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She is sewn to me... Oh, she's the only one that makes me

    Artist: Slipknot
    Real Lyric: She is home to me.... Oh, she's the only one that makes me SAD!

    The story:

    This is one of my favorite Slipknot songs, and because of the
    rest of the lyrics (about possession of a loved one, she's
    coming home forever, etc), it made sense to me that he had
    made himself a girlfriend by sewing a doll. It sounds like he
    talks about sewing twice in the lyrics, so rather than me
    thinking it's about a real person, I mistakenly pictured a dude
    obsessively sewing a gf, either out of body parts a la the movie
    "May," or just out of fabric.

    I have always doubted that these were the real lyrics so i dont
    think i ever sang them outside of my car when alone, so after a
    good 10 years of thinking these were the lyrics, I looked them
    up just now, along with the possible meanings (might be about
    the singer's wife, Scarlet, and vermillion is another name for
    the color scarlet).

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