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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She holds the pen
    That spills the ink

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: Sweet Amber
    Real Lyric: She holds the penThat spells the end

    The story:

    My friend and me are both fans of Metallica, and "Sweet Amber" is one of our favourite songs. One day in school, she was writing something down with an (apparently broken) fountain pen, when suddenly her hand and paper were full of ink.
    "Just like in the song", I said.
    "What song?"
    " 'Sweet Amber' "
    I started singing. "She holds the pen that spills the ink..."

    When she finished laughing, she told me I'd totally saved her day xD

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