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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She handled her charm with time and a slice of ham

    Artist: The Kooks
    Song: Seaside
    Real Lyric: She handled her charm with time and slight of hand

    The story:

    it was more funny than embarrassing:
    me and a few friends were listening to this song on the bus and singing along to it. when this line came up everyone stopped singing at the word "time" all looking at eachother realised we had know idea what the nest bit was. after listening to it a LOT more times the best we could come up with was "a slice of ham" after we decided to downlode it and just cracked up when we realised the real lyrics! we jus laugh every time we hear it now :)

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