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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She had me pee pee right across her shoulder

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: She had to heave me right across her shoulder

    The story:

    I was singing that line in the car. My husband asked if that was my new term of the day and I said no it was from The Rollings Stones Honky Tonk Woman, and he said I was crazy, that would have never been aired in the 60's if that was what he was singing. I've thought for 40 years that was what the song said and thought it was weird but kinky.

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