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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She had me circumsized

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes

    The story:

    While singing at a karaoke bar I didn't look at the screen because I knew the words but I found out that I was wrong when everyone was laughing at me.

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    My friend also misheard the lyric this way. She misheard a LOT of AC/DC lyrics. But the funniest AC/DC confusion wasn't lyric-related: we were watching Live at Donnington which was in 1992 when Chris Slade was the drummer and at the time she didn't know about the other AC/DC drummers, so she asked "Is Phil Rudd bald?"

    InvaderGaz Feb 16, 2010 6:48 pm