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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She had me circumcised
    Telling me no lies

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyesTelling me no lies

    The story:

    Wow was I way off base. Good thing nobody realized I was singing it this way for the past 20 years. Not sure anyone else knows the real lyrics either.

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    Pandora had the "real" lyrics, which I still don't believe. Everything I've checked says I'm wrong, but I swear it's "she had me circumcised."

    jmeeks71 Oct 19, 2015 9:48 pm