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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She got the waist movement, Cherry
    She got the waist improvement

    Artist: Neil Diamond
    Real Lyric: She got the way to move me, CherryShe got the way to groove me

    The story:

    I have collected old 45s for years and played them a lot. In her early teens, this drove my daughter nuts (although not she's the reigning oldies expert in trivia competitions). We would both sing along, and when she heard my version of these lyrics, she couldn't stop laughing. I insisted I was right, claiming that they were artistically saying that Cherry was a good dancer, and she was also nice and slim. She set me straight, and even as I write this now I get a twinge of embarrassment realizing how stupid my version really was.

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