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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She got the waist movement, cherry
    She got the waist improvement

    Artist: Neil Diamond
    Real Lyric: She got the way to move me, cherryShe got the way to groove me



    The story:

    I was 15 when Cherry, Cherry came out, and my version made perfect sense to me. Over 25 years later a Neil Diamond impersonator in Vegas enunciated the words well enough for me to hear clearly. After the show, I heaped ridicule on the ersatz singer, saying that he was so bad that he couldn't even get the lyrics right. I "sang" my version, was immediately corrected, and suffered incessant ridicule myself throughout the rest of the trip - "OOHHH, check out the girl at the bar. What's the call on her waist?"

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