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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She got a 9 on her seduction roll.

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: Working double time on the seduction line.

    The story:

    I **sumed the line was referring to a tabletop
    roleplaying game, and that the seduction check
    required a D10.

    I told my DnD group this, they listened to it on
    the same crappy speakers and agreed with me. We
    all went several years thinking AC/DC were a bunch
    of Dungeons and Dragons playing nerds like us.

    Obviously when I found out otherwise it was very

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